No one can hear you. Or is that just in space?
Horror Hallelujah! I do love me some horror. I watch it, read it, write it, occasionally eat it (but only by accident -- or on a dare), and now I'm writing about it. I've been a horror fan since the age of ten, when, after watching "Dracula" with my brother when my mom wasn't home, I awoke to his hot breath on my neck, and a pair of glow-in-the-dark fangs in his mouth. I was super mad, but after that, I pretty much sought out the scares. Go figure.
Soon, I was sneaking to my brother's bedroom door, sitting in the shadows, listening to our babysitter relate to him the plot of the latest "Night Gallery" episode. She'd already read me some dopey softcore fairy tale, telling me to go to sleep, not to listen to the story she would tell my brother because it would give me nightmares.
Nightmares? So what? I wanted to know what twisted things the Rod Serling team had come up with this time.
Then I made sure the fairy tales I read were the authentic, gory Grimm stories. There were stories of cannibalism in there, for god's sake -- how could I
not read them? For my third grade report on a current event, I chose a
Newsweek story on Idi Amin, who was supposedly a real-life cannibal. I called it "Throne of Blood," and received an A-.
Deeper and deeper I dove in. "The Omen," "Blood and Black Lace," Stephen King...Oh, yes, I became a King fan in early junior high.
Carrie was the first book of his I read, the best thing a scrawny, geeky, pariah of a tweenie could read. I grew out of the gawky phase and graduated to more mature subject matter when I read
The Shining. That's when I found out what true horror writing is about: externalizing the nightmares of the psyche.
Although it's my favorite movie -- not just horror movie, movie period -- I can't recall when I first saw "Rosemary's Baby." Maybe it just feels like I've always known that movie. I believe it might have been in pre-adolescence, but I can't be sure. All I know is that anything having to do with Satan scared the crap out of me at the time, and this had my flesh doing a line dance all up and down my bones. I took the book out of the library and read it, and the movie is quite faithful. I read the book again a couple of years ago, and I wanted a creepy sequel, which never really came. Oh, Ira Levin wrote one, but it wasn't the sequel I would've written. I have a vague memory of a bad TV movie adaptation of it. I still imagine that I will write my own continuation of the tale (if I wouldn't get sued for it).
Somehow, real imagination seems to dry up for these authors and filmmakers the second+ time around. It definitely happened with "The Omen." "The Omen II" is great because of its unintentional camp worth, and I don't even remember "The Omen III," although there must have been one, because there was "The Omen IV." And Sam Neill is wonderful in it (he's wonderful in everything), very cold and sociopathic as any good anti-Christ should be. But there's so much more they could have done with the Anti-Christ rising in power. He was gaining substantial ground in politics in "The Final Conflict" (IV's subtitle), then he's basically dethroned before he ever really gets anywhere scary enough to demonstrate a serious threat to the world, which is what ought to happen for maximum screamage. Make him President, I say. Or Vice President. I could see that. I almost feel as if I have seen that.
And that's what's really had me screaming for that past...oh, seven and a half years? I wasn't alone, either. And who heard us? That's right. No one.